Trying not to scare kids (and women)

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I’m working out of a Panera Bread today.  Getting back into the swing of working.  My 2 week “vacation” is over.  It’s hard though.  I’m wearing a Google baseball hat so as not to scare the kids out and about.  Oh, and I don’t want to freak out women either.  Of course, my explanation is that I don’t want them to think I’m part of the Borg.  But, most kids and all women ask me back “the what?”  Now, if they are truly out of the tech/nerd loop, I’m OK with that.  But, most women I know think they are totally all caught up on everything.  But, they don’t know the Borg?  Really?  Don’t they know that Captain Jean-Luc Picard was once part of the Borg and thus his desire to totally destroy them?  Of course, I’m speaking total foreign lingo here to most.  But, if you don’t know the Borg, just say it.  If you want to catch up on Borg speak, go to the all knowing Wikipedia to know more:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(Star_Trek).

Well, I promise I’m not part of the collective.  But, I will have a scan done by my own CT Scan person to make sure there’s been nothing planted inside of me.  Resistance is never futile!

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